两个疯子的对话
Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院）one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"
Another one said, "How do you know?"
The first inmate said, "God told me!"
Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"
Notes:
Looney (俚语）疯子
insane asylum (疯人院）
inmate （n.同住者, 同室者(特指在医院、监狱)）
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