趣味图片英语笑话:Game of Thrones 权力游戏(双语)
And you are absolute sure you're not the least bit angry I spoiled the entire new season of 'Game of Thrones'?
你肯定一点都不生我宠坏了整个新赛季“权力游戏”的气?
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