If Men Got Pregnant
If Men Got Pregnant： Maternity leave would last two years， with full pay. There would be a cure for stretch marks. Natural childbirth would become obsolete. Morning sickness would rank as the nation`s #1 health problem. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective. All children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained. Men would be eager to talk about commitment. They wouldn`t think twins were so cute. Sons would have to be home from dates by 10：00 pm. Briefcases would be used as diaper bags. Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes. They`d stay in bed during the entire pregnancy. Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees. Women would rule the world.
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