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他真是一个大人物

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  He is really somebody

  ―― My uncle has 1000 men under him.

  ―― He is really somebody. What does he do?

  ―― A maintenance man in a cemetery.

  他真是一个大人物

  ―― 我叔叔下面有1000个人。

  ―― 他真是一个大人物。干什么的?

  ―― 墓地守墓人。

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