前台小姐的八级口语
昨天来了个外国人，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，就面带微笑的："Hello?"
外国人："Hi."
前台小姐："You have what thing?"(你有什么事？)
外国人："Can you speak Eng-lish?"(你会讲英语吗)前台小姐："If I not speak English，I am speaking what?"(如果我不会说，那我现在说的什么)
外国人："Can anybody else speak English? "(还有谁能讲英语吗)
前台小姐："You yourself look. all people are playing，no people have time，you can wait，you wait，you not wait，you go."(你自己看看，所有人都在玩呢，都没空，你愿意等就等，不愿意就走你)
外国人："Good heavens. anybody here can speak English?"(我的上帝，这儿有谁会说英语吗)
前台小姐："Shout what shout，quiet a little，you on earth have what thing."(喊什么喊，安静点，你到底有什么事)
老外："I want to speak to your head."(我想和你的领导谈谈)
前台小姐："Head not zai.You tomorrow come."(头儿不在，明再来吧)
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