趣味图片英语笑话：helium 氦（双语）
You just use a little helium, and bada bing bada boom the kids will enjoy hours of fun ...
你只使用一点氦,吧嗒吧嗒生孩子，就能享受数小时的乐趣……
When head hunters think outside the box
当猎人头领跳出思考固有思维时
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