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A Brain Transplant

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  The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant.

  "You have your choice of two brains," he told the patient, "For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician."

  The patient was amazed at the huge difference in price. "Is the brain of a politician that much better?" he asked.

  The Brain Surgeon replied, "No, it's not better, just unused."

  脑移植

  一个外科医生正要作一个脑移植手术。

  “你可以从两个脑子中选一个给你。”医生告诉病人,“一个心理学家的大脑1000美元,一个政治家的大脑10000美元。

  病人很惊讶二者之间这样大的差别,“政治家的大脑好一些吗?”他问。

  医生说:“不是好一些,只是没有用过。”

  NOTE:

  transplant v. 移植,移种,移民,迁移 n. 移植,被移植物,移居者

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