答复
Another wrote asking why his girl always closed her eyes when he kissed her. The editor wrote that if the young man would send in his photograph they likely would be able to tell.
答复
有人来信问道,为什么他吻女友时,她总是闭着眼睛。编辑回信说,如果那年轻人能把他的相片寄去的话 他们大概就能回答了。
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