关于上帝的广告
耶稣爱你！
近日由新加坡150间教会联合推出的广告，引起了很大回响。新加坡政府一向对宗教性广告有很严谨的限制，很多时候都不会准许出街 ，但这套广告攻势成功在报刊、地铁灯箱、直接登门邮件，以及电视上播出了。虽然后来因为其它宗教人士不满而要停止，但已是一个难得的「创举」。
这辑广告的质素十分高，连新加坡广告界相当受尊崇的广告大师Neil French，也认为是 "probablythe best-synergized campaign, across all mediathat he has ever seen".
广告由新加坡O&M广告公司创作,创作人是Eugene Cheong 及 Pei Pei Ng。
平面广告共有24个不同版本，全部都是黑底白纸的纯字稿。以下是有人尝试译了一部份与大家分享。广告中，神不再是那个高高在上的神，乃是那位愿意和大家一起分享喜与悲的神。
1. What do I have to do to get your attention?
Take out an ad in the paper? ―― God
怎样才可令你留意我?
抽起报纸的广告? ―― 神
(由于这是报纸内的广告，所以创作人善用了这个媒体, 在报纸 "抽起"了其它广告,而用了这个广告来让神跟大家沟通.)
2. If I gave you everything you asked for,
where would you put it? ―― God
要是你祈求的我便全数应许给你,
你有没有那么多地方摆放它们? ―― 神
3. If you think the Mona Lisa is stunning,
you should look at my masterpiece.
In the mirror. ―― God
如果你认为蒙罗丽莎的微笑美丽绝伦,
那你应看看我的作品 - 请看镜中人！ ―― 神
4. Don't forget your umbrella,
I might water the plants today. ―― God
紧记带雨伞上街，
今天我也许要灌溉花草树木。―― 神
5. If you miss the sunrise I made for you today,
never mind.
I'll make you another one tomorrow. ―― God
假如你错过了今天我为你预备的日出，
不要紧，明天我再为你预备。 ―― 神
6. I hate rules.
That's why I only made ten of them. ―― ;God
我讨厌戒条, 所以我只定下十条而已 ――神
7. It's not the end of the world.
Not until I say so, anyway. ―― God
世界末日还未到，
除非是由我亲口说出来的那日子。 ―― 神
(这个我很喜欢。对于一些遇到挫折便以为是世界末日的人，这可说是当头棒喝。)
8. Of course I have a sense of humor.
I gave you the platypus, didn't I? ―― God
我当然有幽默感，
我不是为你们创造了鸭嘴兽吗? ―― 神
9. How can you possibly be a self-made man?
I specifically recall creating you. ―― God
你怎会是自我创造的人呢?
我特别记得清楚怎样创造你! ――神
10. Nietzche is dead. ―― God
尼采已死. ――神
( 这个广告最受广告人赞赏, 因为尼采的名句是 "God is dead."，
但现在由神说出一个事实"Nietzche is dead."， 的确很有震撼力啊! )
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