我没有在听 英汉双语笑话
I Wasn't Listening
Mother asked her little daughter who was reading a book. "What are you reading, dear?"
"I don't know." the little girl answered.
"You don't know? But you were reading aloud, so you must know."
"I was reading aloud, mummy, but i wasn't listening," explained the child.
我没有在听
女儿在大声读书，妈妈问：“亲爱的，你在读什么？”
“我不知道，”小女孩回答说。
“你不知道？你不是在朗读吗，你应该知道的，”妈妈说。
女儿解释说，“我在朗读，可我没有在听啊!”
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