妈，你肯定一直都表现很糟
Mother: "Susie, every time you misbehave, i get another gray hair."
Susie: "Gosh, mom, you must have been a terror! Just look at Grandma!"
母亲: "每次你表现不好,我就多长一根白发."
苏茜: "天哪,妈,那你肯定一直都表现很糟,看看外婆吧!"
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