朋友和钱

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　　A: Which do you find more important, money or friends?

　　B: Friends, of course.

　　A: Why?

　　B: I can always borrow money from friends.

　　A：你认为钱和朋友哪一个更重要？

　　B：当然是朋友。

　　A：为什么？

　　B：我总可以从朋友那儿借到钱。

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