Close Examination
A： In this scene， a lawyer cross examines a doctor about a victim's death.
Q： “Doctor， before you performed the autopsy， did you check for a pulse？”
A： “No”
Q： “Did you check for breathing？”
A： “No”
Q： “So then it is possible the patient was alive when you began the autopsy？”
A： “No”
Q： “How can you be so sure， doctor？”
A： “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”
Q： “But could the patient still have been alive nevertheless？”
A： “It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.”
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