Using Bumper
Most people hate to parallel park. The other day， I saw this woman trying to get out of a tight parking space. She'd bump the car in front， then back-up and strike the car behind her. This went on about 2-3 minutes.
I walked over to see if I could somehow help. My offer was declined though. She said， “Why have bumpers if you're not going to use them once in a while ？”
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