生动有趣的地方色彩：解读美国50州座右铭 四
idaho： more than just potatoes…… well okay， we're not， but the potatoes sure are real good
爱达荷州：这不仅仅是马铃薯的问题……好吧好吧，我们不是这个意思，不过马铃薯绝对是真正的好东西！
illinois： please don't pronounce the "s"
伊利诺斯州：拜托，我们州名最后那个字母s不需要发音！
indiana： 2 billion years tidal wave free
印第安纳州：20亿年过去了，潮汐带来的波浪还是那么自由自在！
iowa： we do amazing things with corn
爱荷华州：我们能用玉米做惊天动地的大事儿！
kansas： first of the rectangle states
堪萨斯州：在所有长方形的州中，我们是一个！
kentucky： five million people； fifteen last names
肯塔基州：我们有500万人口，但所有这些人只有15个姓！
louisiana： we're not all drunk cajun wackos， but that's our tourism campaign
路易斯安纳州：我们可不全是疯疯癫癫的法国移民后裔，那不过是我们的宣传活动罢了。
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