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生动有趣的地方色彩:解读美国50州座右铭 三

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  delaware: we really do like the chemicals in our water

  特拉华州:我们真得很不喜欢我们的水源中携带的化学物质。

  florida: ask us about our grandkids

  佛罗里达州:问问关于我们的孙子孙女的事情吧。

  georgia: we put the "fun" in fundamentalist extremism

  乔治亚州:我们给极端的正统基督教信仰注入了一些“有趣的东西”。

  hawaii: haka tiki mou sha'ami leeki toru (death to mainland scum, but leave your money)

  夏威夷州:让美国大陆上的那些无用之辈去死吧,不过记得把你们的金钱留下。

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