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英汉双语笑话:最爱你的女人

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one evening i drove my husband’s car to the shopping mall.

on my return, i noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.when i finally entered the house, i called out."the woman who loves you the
?most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield."

my husband looked up and said, "mom’s here?"

哪一位女人?

一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物,

回来后发现车身沾满灰尘,于是擦洗了一阵。当我终于走进屋里时大声喊:“世界上最爱你的女人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃。”

我丈夫抬头看了看,说:“妈妈来了?”

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