英汉双语笑话：电脑新病毒的警告
this just in : new virus warning
if you receive an e-mail with a subject line of "badtimes," delete it immediately without reading it. this is the most dangerous email virus yet.
it will re-write your hard drive. not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer. it will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream melts and milk curdles . it will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, reprogram your atm access code, screw up the tracking on your vcr and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any cds you try to play.
it will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number. it will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. it will drink all your beer and leave its dirty socks on the coffee table when there's company coming over.
it will hide your car keys when you are late for work and interfere with your car radio so that you hear only static while stuck in traffic.
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