趣味英语：让人笑掉下巴的庭审记录
these are from a book called disorder in the court, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters-who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. don't miss the last one.
***
q: what is your date of birth?
a: july fifteenth.
q: what year?
a: every year.
***
q: how old is your son, the one living with you?
a: thirty-eight or thirty-five, i can't remember which.
q: how long has he lived with you?
a: forty-five years.
***
q: what was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
a: he said, "where am i, cathy?"
q: and why did that upset you?
a: my name is susan.
本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/4439.html
相关文章
-
每日一笑：Blind Date(10.8)
昨日相关键连 Blind Date 相亲 After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a fri...
2018-11-18 英语笑话 -
厨房里太黑--双语幽默笑话
After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen ligh...
2018-10-30 英语笑话 -
趣味英语：肯尼迪有个伟大的妈妈
露丝•肯尼迪(Rose Kennedy，1891-1995)：肯尼迪总统(J.F.Kennedy)的母亲，在这位生育了一个王朝的高贵女性的长长的一生中，交织着极度的幸福与不幸...
2018-10-29 英语笑话 -
英语笑话：The doctor lives downstairs
导语：笑话让人快乐^_^中西方人的笑点不一样，也许你觉得捧腹大笑的笑话，老外也许还纳闷中：“很好笑吗？”老外笑的掉泪的笑话，我们也许觉得“好冷”。归根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑话也能学到知识哟(*^__^*)...
2019-01-07 英语笑话 -
双语笑话 整件事我都知道了
At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults hide at least one dark secret and this makes it very easy to blackmail them merely by saying, "I know t...
2018-11-26 英语笑话 -
万圣节英语笑话带翻译：为抄近路走墓地（中英）
The Cemetery Shortcut为抄近路走墓地Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.万圣节派对过后，两男人图个乐呵，打算抄近...
2018-11-07 英语笑话 -
男性英语 Mens English
你真的听懂了对方在说什么吗？有些时候潜台词和字面的意思正相反…… I'm hungry = I'm hungry. I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy. I'm tired = I'm tired. Do you want to go to a movie？ = I'd like to...
2018-12-27 英语笑话 -
Musician Joke(1)
A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer，but his performance simply didn‘t improve. Finally，before the whole orchestra，he...
2019-01-02 英语笑话 -
S让人捧腹的英语文化陷阱~keleton in the closet 7.23
一天朋友谈及一则大爆“名人”家丑的八卦新闻，说那些家族中人以搬弄“skeleton in the closet”为乐事，难道这些名人家的壁橱中真的有骷髅? 他说的“skeleton in the closet”(英国人则...
2018-11-25 英语笑话
