Musician Joke(1)
A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer，but his performance simply didn‘t improve. Finally，before the whole orchestra，he said，“When a musician just can’t handle his instrument and doesn‘t improve when given help，they take away the instrument，and give him two sticks，and make him a drummer.”
A stage whisper was heard from the percussion section：“And if he can‘t handle even that，they take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor.”
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