英汉双语笑话：孩子是从哪里来的？
husband always insisted on making love in the dark.
after 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator.
she goes balistic, "you impotent bas*ard! how could you lie to me all these years?"
husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, "i'll explain the toy, you explain the kids....."
每次做爱的时候，丈夫都坚持要关灯。20年后的一天，妻子突然把灯打开，发现丈夫手里抓着一个震颤器。她大为光火：“你这王八蛋，这么些年来你就一直用这玩意儿来糊弄我呀？”丈夫注视着妻子，平静地说道：“我会解释这玩意儿的。可你得说说孩子们是哪儿来的。”
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