男人们制定的“妇女守则”（系列1）
这是一篇既有趣又有一定真实性的文章，一定程度上反映了男生男人们的心理。与大家分享一下，希望你们也会喜欢。
We guys always hear the rules from our women. Here are Our rules. Note all rules are numbered #1 on purpose.
我们男人总是听到自己女人制订的规则，以下是我们的规则。注意！所有的规则都被列为“第一”，这是有意的。
#1 Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!
第一条：生日、情人节、以及周年纪念日，并不能用来验证我们是否会再给你们买最理想的节日礼物！
#1 Shopping is Not a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
第一条：购物不是一项运动。不，我们永远不会把它看成是一项运动。
#1 Sunday=sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
第一条：就像月圆月缺、潮涨潮落一样，星期日=运动。顺其自然吧。
（源自《看幽默故事学英语》 通讯员厦门大学魏红心供稿 英语点津陈蓓编辑）
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