英汉双语笑话：我丈夫很快就回来了
my husband will be home soon
a married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard.
"oh james, i like your beard, but i would really love to see your handsome face."
james replied, "my wife loves this beard, i couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!!"
"oh please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a *y little voice...
"oh really, i can't," he replies..."my wife loves this beard!!"
the girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in. that night james crawls into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.
the wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and replies "oh michael, you shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon!"
我丈夫马上就要回来了
一个已婚男人去拜访他的“女朋友”时，女朋友要求他剃去胡须。
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