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趣味英语:用函数法破解英语难题,强悍

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有一个英文老师出了一道这样的难题,     
  题目是这样子的:     
  ____is better than the god.     
  ____is worse than the evil.     
  if you eat____,you will die.     
  (三个空格必须是同一个字)     
  没有人答的出来     
  结果。。。。。。     
  有一个数学老师用数学的方法解出来了     
     
  --------------答案在下面     
     
  设上帝之善是+∞     
  恶魔之恶是-∞     
  令所求为x     
  则x>+∞     
  x<-∞     
  ∴x属于空集合     
  ∴x=nothing     
  answer:     
  nothing is better than the god.(没有什么比上帝更好。)     
  nothing is worse than the evil.(也没有什么比恶魔更坏。)     
  if you eat nothing,you will die(如果你什么也没有吃,那么你就会死!)

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