绞尽脑汁的渔夫--双语幽默笑话
simon was an inveterate（根深的） fisherman, well known for exaggerating the size of the one that got away. but there came a day when he actually caught two enormous flounders（挣扎，比目鱼） . he immediately invited a few friends over to dine, then tried to figure out how best to serve the fish. if i use both, he told his wife, it will seem ostentatious（招摇的） .
西蒙是个老练的渔夫。人们都熟知他爱吹嘘跑掉的那条鱼的尺寸。但有一天他确实抓了两条极大的比目鱼。他立刻邀请几个朋友过来吃饭，然后着力搞清楚怎样上鱼。如果两条一起上，他对妻子说，好像有点炫耀之嫌了。
why not serve a piece of each? she suggested.
何不两条鱼各上一块呢？他妻子建议道。
no, if i cut them up, nobody will believe i caught two giant flounders. simon racked his brain. then he had an idea.
不行，如果把两条鱼都切碎了，就不会有人相信我抓了两条大比目鱼了。西蒙绞尽了脑汁，终于想出了一个好办法。
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