全球汉语考试全真模拟试题
给外国人的中文卷 英美高中通用第一阶段综合素质验收高一中文试卷（时间：120分钟 总分：150分）
一、听力部分听下面两段独白，每段独白后有几个小题，从题中所给的A，B，C三个选项中，选出一个最佳选项，并标在试卷的相应位置。
录音1“打南边来个喇嘛，手里提拉着五斤鳎目。打北边来个哑巴，腰里别着个喇叭。南边提拉鳎目的喇嘛要拿鳎目换北边别喇叭的哑巴的喇叭，哑巴不乐意拿喇叭换喇嘛的鳎目，喇嘛非要换别喇叭的哑巴的喇叭。喇嘛抡起鳎目抽了别喇叭哑巴一鳎目，哑巴摘下喇叭打了提拉鳎目喇嘛一喇叭。也不知提拉鳎目的喇嘛抽了别喇叭哑巴一鳎目，还是别喇叭哑巴打了提拉鳎目的喇嘛一喇叭。喇嘛炖鳎目。哑巴嘀嘀哒哒吹喇叭”
1. 独白中二人什么关系？
A.敌对 B.仇人 C.冤家2.独白中喇嘛打了哑巴多少下？
A.一下 B.两下 C.三下
录音2“shāndòng”
3.录音中说的是以下哪个词？
A.扇动 B.山洞 C.煽动
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