Clarinet jokes
Q： What's the definition of a nerd？
A： Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.
Q： Why do clarinetists leave their cases on the dashboard？
A： So they can park in the handicap zones.
Q： What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain？
A： Gifted.
Q： What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion？
A： Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces.
Q： How do know a clarinet player is playing loud？
A： You can almost hear them.
Q： How do you get a clarinet player to play louder？
A： You can't！
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