Trombone jokes
Q： How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn？
A： Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
Q： How do you make a french horn sound like a trombone？
A： Take your hand out of the bell and lose all sense of taste.
Q： How do you make a french horn sound like a trombone？
A： Take your hand out of the bell and miss all of the notes.
Q： What's the definition of a gentleman？
A： Somone who knows how to play the trombone and doesn't.
Q： What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet？
A： A trombone will bend before it breaks.
Q： There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this？
A： The frog's probably on its way to a gig.
Orchestral trombonists count so much rest and play so many repeated figures that the sheep story also works.
Trombone： a slide whistle with delusions of granduer.
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