Saxophone jokes
Q： What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw？
A： It's all in the grip.
Q： What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax？
A： You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
Q： What is the difference between a saxophone and a lawnmower？
A： Vibrato.
Q： How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb？
A： Five. One to handle the bulb， and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
Q： If you were out in the woods， who would you trust for directions， an in-tune tenor sax player， an out-of-tune tenor sax player， or Santa Claus？
A： The out-of-tune sax player！ You were hallucinating the other two.
Q： How do you make a chainsaw sound like a bari-sax？
A： Add vibrato.
Q： What's the definition of a gentleman？
A： One who knows how to play the saxophone， but doesn't！
Q： How many sax players does it take to change a light bulb？
A： Sixty. One to change the bulb and fifty-nine to talk about how much better Michael Brecker would have done it.
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