joke(9)
安眠药
鲍勃晚上失眠。他去看医生，医生给他开了一些强力安眠药。
星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药，睡得很好，在闹钟响之前就醒了过来。他到了办公室，遛达进去，对老板说：“我今天早上起床一点麻烦都没有。”
“好啊！”老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了？”
Sleeping Pills
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor， who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.
Sunday night Bob took the pills， slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office， strolled in and said to his boss： “I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning.”
“That's fine，” roared the boss， “but where were you Monday and Tuesday？”
创造性
第一次求职时，我意识到在列举我所具备的为数不多的条件时，得有点创造性。当问及我是否受过其它的培训时，我老实地回答说我花了三年时间学计算机程序设计课。我得到了那份工作。
我没有提到那门功课我重复学了三年才考及格。
Creative
Applying for my first job， I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training， I answered truthfully that I had spent three years in computer programming classes. I got the job.
I had neglected to mention that I took the same course for three years before I passed.
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