Funny: 新时代孩子探究出生之谜雷倒父母
不知道有多少小朋友曾问过爸爸妈妈：“我是从哪里来的？”无论是对于东方人还是西方人，这都是一个棘手的问题。不过，出生在21世纪信息时代的孩子们似乎已经有了自己的想法……
对于“孩子从哪里来”这个问题，西方文化传统中最典型的回答是“白鹳叼来的”：
kid: daddy where do babies come from?
孩子：爸爸，小宝宝是从哪里来的？
daddy: the stork brings them。
爸爸：白鹳叼来的。
kid: then where do baby storks come from?
孩子：那白鹳宝宝又是从哪儿来的？
(父亲先发火后无语，一走了之的说……)
注：在西方有婴儿是白鹳带来的传说，因此有个习语叫做a visit from the stork，就是指“婴儿诞生”，例如：
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