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Patience耐性--双语幽默笑话

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Patience

耐 性

Angler: You've been watching me for three hours now. Why don't you try yourself?

垂钓者:你已经盯着看了三个小时了,你干嘛不自己亲自钓呢?

Onlooker: I haven't got the patience.

旁观者:我没那耐性。
 

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