Patience耐性--双语幽默笑话
Patience
耐 性
Angler: You've been watching me for three hours now. Why don't you try yourself?
垂钓者:你已经盯着看了三个小时了,你干嘛不自己亲自钓呢?
Onlooker: I haven't got the patience.
旁观者:我没那耐性。
本文地址:http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/6166.html
相关文章
-
Frog Experiment
Sidney was a 14-year-old boy with an interest in the sciences. One summer day he started his own investigations. With his 12-year-old sister Sophie in tow, he caugh...
2019-03-18 英语笑话 -
第1423期双语笑话 《法海你不懂爱》英文直译
Law sea you knows no love,Lei Feng tower will fall down~~~法海你不懂爱,雷峰塔倒下来。。视频地址: 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事,请继续关...
2018-11-28 英语笑话 -
Grandpa will pay the bill 爷爷给我付账
Walking up to a department store's fabric(织物,布) counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one...
2018-11-26 英语笑话 -
看笑话学英语47:Honest?诚实吗?
听笑话学英语47:Honest?诚实吗?Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. 在动物园,我无意中听到两个学龄前的小男孩在聊天。"My name is Billy. W...
2018-10-31 英语笑话 -
英语幽默漫画带翻译:改朝换代(双语)
Hip replacement改朝换代。When Satchmo Armstrong sits in for Lawrence Welk.当阿姆斯特朗坐在劳伦斯.威尔克旁边时。 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事 相关...
2018-10-31 英语笑话 -
Doctors Joke(4)
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.“Where are you hurting?”asked the doctor.“You have to help me,I hurt all over”,said the woman.“What do you mean,all over?”asked the doctor...
2018-12-29 英语笑话 -
英语笑话:他的耳朵在我衣兜里
导语:笑话让人快乐^_^中西方人的笑点不一样,也许你觉得捧腹大笑的笑话,老外也许还纳闷中:“很好笑吗?”老外笑的掉泪的笑话,我们也许觉得“好冷”。归根到底就是中西文化的不同,所以呢,看笑话也能学到知识哟(*^__^*)&...
2019-01-07 英语笑话 -
Stupid Question
Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city.Every day,thousands of people passed his door,and a lot of them stopped and said to him,"what's the time,please?" After a fe...
2018-11-19 英语笑话