与火车比速度--双语幽默笑话

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traveler: can i catch the three o'clock train to toronto?

旅行者：我还能赶上3点钟那班到多伦多的火车吗？

ticket agent: that depends on how fast you can run. it left fifteen minutes ago.

售票员：那得看你跑得有多快。火车15分钟前开出。

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