爸爸给孩子澄清的事实--双语幽默笑话
son: is it true, dad, i heard that in some parts of africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
儿子:爸爸,听说在非洲的一些地方男人在结婚前根本不认识他的妻子。
dad: that happens in every country, son.
父亲:孩子,实际上所有的国家都是这样的。
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