小偷对自己做的最坏打算--双语幽默笑话
a shoplifter（商店扒手） was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. "listen," said the shoplifter, "i know you don't want any trouble either. what do you say i just buy the watch, and we forget about this?"
一个小偷在一家珠宝店企图偷走一只手表的时候被当场擒获。“听着，”小偷说，“我知道你们也不想惹麻烦。我把这只表买下，然后我们就当什么也没发生，你看怎样？”
the manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. the crook（骗子，坏蛋） looked at the slip and said, "this is a little more than i intended to spend."
经理表示同意，然后列了一张售货单。小偷看着单子说道：“这比我最初的预算稍稍高了一点，你们还有没有便宜一点儿东西。"
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