复杂的早餐订单(中英)
A Complicated Breakfast Order
A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and said with a wonderful and cheerful smile.
“Good Morning sir. What a wonderful morning I'd like two boiled eggs，one of them so under cooked it's runny， and the other so over cooked it's tough and hard to eat. Also，grilled bacon that has been left out so it gets a bit on the cold side； burnt toast that crumbles away as soon as you touch it with a knife；butter straight from the deep freeze so that it's impossible to spread；and a pot of very weak coffee，lukewarm.”
“That's a complicated order sir，”said the bewildered waiter. “It might be quite difficult.”
The guest replied，“Oh？I don't understand ―― that's what I got yesterday！”
复杂的早餐订单
一天早晨，在豪华酒店的早餐厅里，一位客人叫过领班，带着甜美而愉悦的微笑说，“早晨好，先生。多好的早晨啊！我要二个煮蛋，一个要煮嫩而松软，另一个煮老到咬不动。我还要烤熏网……烤焦的面包，用刀切碎。不能抹开的深冻的黄油；一壶非常淡的咖啡，要不冷不热。
“先生，你的订单真复杂。”侍者一脸茫然地说。“这可能很难做。”
客人回答说：“是吗？我不知道。不过，那是我昨天的早餐。”
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