假如我是一名经理--双语幽默笑话
one day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if i am a manager.
一天课上，老师要同学们以如果我是一个经理为题写一篇作文。
all the students began to write except a boy. the teacher went to him and asked the reason.
所有的学生都在动笔写了，只有一个男生例外。老师走过去问他为什么不写。
i am waiting for my secretary, was the boy’s answer.
我在等我的秘书。那孩子答道。
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