爆笑英语幽默笑话精104：Im itation模仿（英汉双语笑话）
104. Im itation
104.模仿
A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. "Well，sit down and eat your tea，”said his mother. "Your stomach’s hurting because it’s empty. It'll be all right when you’ve got something in it.”
一个男孩放学回家时，觉得肚子痛。“来，坐下，吃点点心，”妈妈说，“你肚子痛是因为肚子是空的。吃点东西就会好的。”
Shortly afterwards Dad came in from the office，complaining of a headache.
一会儿，男孩的爸爸下班回家了，说是头痛。
"That’s because it's empty，”said his bright son.“You’d be all right if you had something in it.”
“你头痛是因为你的脑袋是空的，”他那聪明的儿子说，“里面装点东西，就会好的。”
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