乔恩的成绩单-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[3]--双语幽默漫画
jon:here's my sixth-grade report card!
乔恩：这是我六年级的成绩单！
jon:my parents were so proud.
乔恩：我的父母是如此的骄傲。
garfield:"jon has not shoved any crayons up his nose this term."
加菲猫：“这学期乔恩不能乱塞蜡笔在鼻子里。”
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