外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹195：伊甸园(中英)
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?"
亚当在伊甸园里走来走去，感到十分的孤独。上帝问亚当:“你怎么了?”
Adam said, "I don’t have anyone to talk to.”
亚当说:“我连个说话的人都没有。”
God said，"I will give you a companion and it will be a woman.” He said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make, she will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.”
上帝说:“我会给你找个伴儿，她就是一个女人。”上帝接着说:“这个人会为你煮饭，洗衣服，她会时时刻刻同意你的意见，她还会为你生儿育女，而且从不会让你在半夜里起床照顾孩子。她更不会唠叨。她总是第一个承认自己错了。当你们有分歧的时候，她也不会头痛，在你需要的时候，她仍旧会毫无保留地给你她全部的爱和热情。”
"She will not nag,” God continued, "and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement, she will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever needed.”
亚当问上帝:“想得到这个女人，我要付出什么代价?”
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?" God said, "An arm and a Leg!”
上帝说:“一条胳膊和一条腿。”
Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"
亚当说:“那一根肋骨能换什么?”
AND THE REST IS HISTORY.
于是就有了后来的人类历史。
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