那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事71：浴室

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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事Bathrooms
浴室

A man has five items in his bathroom; a toothbrush,shaving cream,razor,a bar of soap,and a towsl from the Marriott．The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
男人浴室里五件宝：牙刷，刮胡膏，剃须刀，一块肥皂，一块毛巾。一般的女人浴室里平均有337样东西，其中的大多数，男人不知道那是干哈用的。

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