那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事14：养育孩子方面做得很糟糕
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
A boy told his mom she was awful at raising kids.
一个男孩告诉他妈妈，说她在养育孩子方面做得很糟糕。
She replied,"Hold your tongue. That's not truel"
这位母亲回嘴说：“住口，那不是真的”
The boy said, "Then why do you send me tO bed when l'm not tired and wake me up in the morning when l am ? "
男孩说：¨那为什么你总是在我不困的时候叫我上床睡觉，在早上我困的时候叫醒我?
单词＆词组 president 总统，会长，校长，行长
cult 宗派：崇拜
survive 幸免于，幸存
guru （印度教）个人的宗教教师：（受下属崇敬的）领袖，头头AM（amplitude modulation的缩写）调幅， 也是上午(antemeridiam)的缩写
Easter Bunny：复活节兔子。在欧洲的古老传说中，野兔是一种终日不闭眼的动物，它们能在黑夜里观看四周的动物。因此，野兔就代表着那黑夜中一轮皎洁的明月.再加上Easter日子是以春天月圆为基准，于是春天繁殖力很强的野兔就成为了Easter的一个象征。
awful 可怕的，威严的，<口>极度的，糟糕的
hold one's tongue 保持沉默，肃静
wake up 醒来
知道不知道
复活节是最古老最有意义的基督教节日之一。它庆祝的是基督的复活，即耶稣基督在十字架上受刑死后三天复活，象征着重生和希望。复活节庆祝日期大致在3月22日至4月25日之间。典型的复活节礼物跟春天和再生有关系：鸡蛋、小鸡、小兔子、鲜花，特别是百合花是这一季节的象征。鸡蛋和小兔子在西方是新的生俞和兴旺发达的象征。鸡蛋的本色象征太阳，把鸡蛋染成红色则象征生活幸福。
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