英语幽默小故事带翻译：I am acting like a lady（双语）
英语幽默小故事：i am acting like a lady 我要表现得像一位女士
one day women's dresses were on sale at a department store. a dignified middle-aged man decided to pick a dress for his wife, but soon he found himself being battered by frantic women.
一天，一家百货公司的女装大减价，一位高贵的中年男士想给他的太太挑选一件女装。但是，没过多久，他就发现自己已被疯狂的女人们撞得踉踉跄跄。
he stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowd.
他竭力地忍耐着。后来，他低下头，挥舞双臂，挤过人群。
"you there!" challenged a thrilling voice. "can't you act like a gentleman?"
“你干嘛？”有人尖声叫道，“你难道不能表现得像一位绅士吗？”
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