那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事170：中间战术
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
Midway tactics
中间战术
Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall.
三个互相抢生意的商店老板在一个购物中心里租用了毗邻的店铺。
Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.
旁观者等着瞧好戏。
The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Salel" and "Super Bargainsl"
右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减价！”“特便宜！”
The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashedl" and¨Fantastic Discountsl"The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated,"ENTRANCE"
左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：“大削价！”“超折扣！”中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：“入口处“。
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