英语幽默小笑话：Quick Cleanup 快速清扫（双语）

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你有没有过这样的经历呢？突然接到电话说有客人来，于是，你把所有的东西都扔进柜子里，家里一分钟变得很干净整齐，不过有一对父子在扫浴室都能用得上，不过他们只是把东西扔进浴缸，然后拉上帘子。。。

quick cleanup 快速清扫

unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccable housekeeper, rushed around straightening up. she put my father and brother to work cleaning the guest bathroom. later, when she went to inspect it, she was surprised that the once-cluttered room had been tidied up so quickly. then she saw the note on the closed shower curtains. it read "thank you for not looking in the bathtub."

不速之客就在路上，我妈妈，一个完美的家庭主妇，正忙里忙外地整理。她分配给我爸和我哥哥的任务是打扫供客人使用的浴室。一会儿之后，当她去检查的时候，她吃惊了，曾经一度杂乱的房间瞬间就被打扫干净了。接着她看到浴帘上有一张纸条，纸条上写着：“谢谢你没往浴缸里看。”

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