英文笑话:Jesus
Three proofs that Jesus was Jewish：
he went into his father's business he lived at home until the age of 33 he was sure his mother was a virgin， and his mother was sure he was God
Three proofs that Jesus was Irish：
he never got married he never held a steady job his last request was a drink Three proofs that Jesus was Puerto Rican：
his first name was Jesus he was always in trouble with the law his mother did not know who his father was
Three proofs that Jesus was Italian： he talked with his hand he had wine with every meal he worked in the building trades
Three proofs that Jesus was black： he called everybody brother he had no permanent address nobody would hire him Three proofs that Jesus was Californian： he never cut his hair he walked around barefoot he invented a new religion
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