预防电脑各种病毒的综合程序--双语幽默漫画
"I've installed a comprehensive program that will protect our computer against viruses,trojan horses,worms,cooties,hissy fits,conniptions,and the heebie-jeebies."
我已经安装了一个综合程序来保护我们的电脑不受病毒、木马、蠕虫、虱子、小脾气、震怒和神经过敏的侵害。
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