要求加薪

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　　At the radio station where I worked， the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing. He closed the door so we wouldn't bother people in the outer office.

　　After listening to a few routine sound effects， we started playing around with low moans， maniacal screams， hysterical laughter， pleading and gunshots. When I finally opened the door and passed the manager's secretary， she looked up and inquired， "Asking for a raise again？"

　　我在一家电台工作。经理把我叫进他的办公室，让我预试一下我们准备购买的一套新的音响效果设备。他关上门，以免打扰外面办公室的人。

　　听了几个常规的音响效果后，我们开始试听低声的呻吟，狂乱的尖叫，歇斯底里的大笑，哀求和枪声。最后我开门出去，从经理秘书旁边经过时，她抬起头问道：“又要求加薪了？”

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