解决问题的好办法(中英)

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　　A Good Solution

　　A gentleman was sitting quietly in a first-class compartment. Two ladies got in. One of them saw that the window was open and she shut it before sitting down.

　　“Open it again，”said the second lady，“I'll die of suffocation if there is no fresh air.”

　　“I won't open it，”said the first lady，“I'll die of cold if the window is open.”

　　A querrel started，and it continued until the gentleman spoke：

　　“Let's have the window shut until this lady has died of suffocation，and then we can have it open until this lady has died of cold. After that it will be nice and quiet in here again.“

　　解决问题的好办法

　　一位绅士正静静地坐在头等包厢里，有两位女士走了进来。其中一位见窗户开着，就在落坐之前把窗户给关上了。

　　“把窗户打开，”第二位女士说道，“如果没有新鲜空气，我会被憋死的。”

　　“不能打开，”第一位说道，“如果它开着，我会被冻死的。”

　　一场争吵开始，没完没了，直到那位绅士开口：

　　“我们先让窗户关着，直到把这位女士憋死，然后再打开窗户，直到把这位女士冻死。那以后，这儿就可以恢复平静了。”

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