不是犯罪而是奇迹(中英)
Not a Crime But a Miracle
David was a young man with a hobby of fishing，but he seldom got a chance to practise it.
Then one summer he decided to have a holiday ih the mountains where there were a lot of streams. He thought he could catch many fish there.
The first morning after he arrived，he walked to the nearest stream with his fishing-rod. He saw an old man beside the water， so he asked him whether it was a private
stream. The old man answered that it was not，so David then said to him，“Well，then it won't be a crime if I catch some fish here，will it？”
“Oh，no，” answered the old man，“it won't be a crime，but it will certainly be a miracle.”
不是犯罪而是奇迹
大卫是个喜欢垂钓的年轻人，但他很少有机会练习。
一年夏天，他决定到一个有许多溪流的山区去度假。他想可以在那儿钓到许多鱼。
到达后的第一个早晨，他拿着鱼杆走到最近的一条溪流边。他看见有位老者在水边，就问他这条小溪是不是私人的。老者回答说不是，于是大卫对他说，“那么，我在这儿钓几条鱼不算违法了？”
“哦，是的，”老者回答，“倒是不违法，但毫无疑问那将是个奇迹。”
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